How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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