Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Bake until golden at 375

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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