Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Committing Suicide #YOLO

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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