- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

I like touching my boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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