Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

im watching you..

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

josh roberts got the d in geog

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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