- Anti Joke

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

I said I hate niiggers

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

When I get aroused I get a solid snake