- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

obama's promises

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??