What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Gangnam style

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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