- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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