- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh good riddance

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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