Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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