kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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