Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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There's my tractor.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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