- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

I killed someone on minecraft.

your mother

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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