- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

yes... that's the joke

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why didn't he finish his

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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