Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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