What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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