A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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