you and your family will die tonight

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Why did the

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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