Snooki

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Cancer

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

I have aids

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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