- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

TOBUSCUS

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

religion.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Justin Beiber

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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