What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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falling didnt make the difference

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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bryden is a faggot

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Mormons having fun.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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You're*

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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Anti Joke

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