Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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0 + 0 = 0

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My parents died!

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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