elen degeneres is straight....

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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My parents died!

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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