- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

The Holocaust.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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