What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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