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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What is white black and Chinese A panda

your going to die

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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