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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

How do you spell eight? 8

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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