- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.