Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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