- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Take off your shoes.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

whats black and white? a zebra

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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