What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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The Detroit Lions

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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