Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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Cleveland winning something

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Do you like fishsticks No

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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Once upon a cross

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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