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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

hey John will you make some copies

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange