- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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the asian kid gets an F

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Vagina.

Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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