What'sucks and white Jackson

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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