- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

Jason Connor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

There is no joke here, stop reading.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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