? I hate niiggers ?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Drunk irish man

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What is 2+2? 4!

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eloise dey.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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