This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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4-4-2

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Do you believe this will change?

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Anti Joke

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