- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Ham sandwich

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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