What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Bloody kids ...

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

obama leadership

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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