What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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