- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

2 women were sitting quietly

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