Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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Pickles

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Leave her alone...

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Anti Joke

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