Guess what.. chicken butt

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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