- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why? Whats wrong?

how now brown cow. WTF.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Kelly Clarkson

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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