Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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pineapples

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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