why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I had my period 3 days ago.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

AIDS

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

how do you confuse a blond?

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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