Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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