why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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what is the world worst joke? this one

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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